Lyrics
FUMIGATION - Structural Extermination
Lyrics tracks 1-4,7 by Chris
Lyrics tracks 5 by Jeff
Lyrics tracks 6 by Dan
Lyrics tracks 8 by Scott
Lyrics tracks 9,10 by Chris & Scott
01. VANIER SHACK (UNIT INSPECTION)
Get up back scratchin before you have time ta start jackin
Too busy Vanier shackin get the Raid cans crackin
Open the windows and smoke a spliff
Wake and bake playa fire up dat Twitch
Cigarette burns
Hot knives
Got no job
11am contractors be knocking at your door
Pretend like you sleepin but at the peephole creepin
Refuse access now's not a good time for entry
Too busy posting about how ya landlord's shitty
Call the manager
Call the media
Everything is drama
02. FLY THAT YOU FEAR
The young have hatched
Within cavity
Feeding on decay
This must be a dream
Where is the source
Of this awful stench
It’s closing in
It will consume
I was born into this
Attracted to the smell of piss
The maggot you once loved
Is the fly that you fear
Freedom buzzing around
A final breath is near
The maggot you once loved
Is the fly that you fear
Rain pours down
Washing you away
You have begun
Drowning in the sludge
The maggot
You once loved
Is the fly
That you fear
Most flies can live up to twenty five days
Females can lay over one hundred eggs
Five or six batches drop during her life - time
Rain pours down
Washing you away
You have begun
Drowning in the sludge
The maggot
You once loved
Is the fly
That you fear
03. CENTIPEDE STAMPEDE
Can you hear it now?
Slowly coming closer to you
It's too late to run
They smell your fear
Look left look up look down they're all around
Get the broom its in the other room
Gotta fight back attack like a harpoon
Forget drinking tea this isn't high noon
Get up man up get the glock and fan up
It's not too late so don't hide in fear
Anxiety's a bitch just get your mind clear
Mind over matter whats matter nevermind
Make them splatter before they get to your eyes
So many little legs hear them crawling
Drinking your tears as you're bawling
The wave of bugs is neverending
It looks like this is a motherfucking
Centipede stampede
Centipede stampede
No centipede has exactly 100 legs
Been sticking needles in your veins for 100 days
Arms looking like piles of insect fecal matter
Sitting on flagpoles like Harvey runs from Danger
Parasites have starded growing in your brain
Eyes popping so hard Dandy-Walker thinks your insane
Get every dollar welfare cheque around your collar
Think you're a bawler in the middle of a motherfucking
Centipede stampede
Centipede stampede
Centipede stampede
Listening to moon trip radio while eating clams casino
Thinking you're tough been watching too much Al Pacino
Track on repeat got whiskey in the jar-oh
Cliff Burton was overrated fuck his shitty solo
This song sucks lets get to the outro
Stealing street signs should play for the Astros
Cousin looks fine time to get wet yo
Water into wine snorting too much chemical
Don't need books just get the audio
Dirty looks driving your El Camino
Bitch got rooks just teasing fellatio
Set the hook don't need arpeggios
Centipede stampede in your eyes
Centipede stampede as you die
Centipede stempede in your taint
Eating out your ass tastes like cake
Chocolate
04. CLOSE TO A BURROW BELOW
Call us Dr. Fume we vaccinate
Life saving serum everytime we masterbate
We don't just kill we eradicate
Assisted suicide with incecticide concentrate
Spraying pesticides with this verbal notice
Fumigation is here and we're ferocious
A swarm of locusts driven and focused
Like a spider bite we give ya psychosis
It's not looking good for your long term prognosis
Put this mask on we'll put ya under
Rape your women then pillage and plunder
You smell like shit here comes the plunger
Close to a burrow below
Set the trap and watch it go
Close to a burrow below
Hear it snap and stop bloodflow
The Fumes all game no gimmick
Don't need no fame we live it
Kurt Cobain he didn't
Shotgun to tha brain lead filled it
No more pain life ended
We spit flame none questioned
Flies from drains corrected
Attack the membrane get payment
Close to a burrow below
Set the trap and watch it go
Close to a burrow below
Hear it snap and stop bloodflow
Old school extermination methods always hated
Just watch your fingers while the trap is being calibrated
The smell of peanut butter can never be ignored
Listen to your mother don't slide underneath that door
He must be confused seeing a trap thats used
Seeing his family dead on the floor of the bathroom
05. PINWORMS & ANAL BURNS
If someone had told me that this was wrong I’d disagree
Lack of judgment 180 degrees sadistic torcher for everyone
Master preceptor had chosen correctly enjoying every moment ejaculation had become
The originator behind the stratagem loaded my penis with samples from all the bums
By the masses
Lost children walking home from the woods with no visible injuries
Clueless parents help with homework serving healthy dinner for their daughters to eat
Time for bedtime bath and dental hygiene put in pyjamas tucked in tight
Reading a book from the library she starts to scratch complaining about her itchy snatch
It was discovered parasitic sewage tiny white worms laying thier eggs
Slithering through ooze bookakee sperm horrified vision seeing all red
Decisions been made revenge operate stockpile the weapons and start the parade
Gathering parents it’s no debate head to the school must fumigate
Locate the hidden room stormed the brigade
Killing of scientist left in our wake
Revenge for our girls impale mutilate
Shoot for the kill rape them for thrill
Trying to run there’s no escape
Backed into corners we’ll assimilate
To their view of distortion epic proportion
Karma is coming, feel the rage of our hate
Hate
06. BOTFLY INCISION
Myiasis infestation
Moving within my skin
The larvae slowly growing
I feel them feed
Discoloured, agonizing
covering me in sores
helpless, to stop the feast
I’m their main course
Incubated from within
Eating me from inside out
Propagate, a new disease
Breeding a swarm
Bloodletting, home surgery
Dig them out with a razor
Don’t hit an artery
Don’t fall asleep
Crawling beneath
Cling to the membrane
The boyflies breed
Bloodlet them free
Cutting deep into tissues
Filled with parasitic puss
Tear apart the larvae
To Abort the Botfly
Incubator,
Petri dish
All of the larvae grow
Incubator,
Petri dish
All of the larvae grow
07. THE BARREN HIVE
They came in the night
And attacked it
Alarms rang out too late
Yellow Jacket
So many left to die
Try to save yourself
Escape with the Queen
Through the poison hell
Chemicals dripping down
Off the paper wall
Suffocated young
Line the entrance hall
Residual pools
No one left alive
Welcome to
The barren hive
Grab the tank
Fill it up
Take the wand
And spray the fucking nest until the chems
soak through the useless walls
Grab the can
Insert the straw
Pierce the nest
And fill the fucking nest with foam and watch the dead fall
in a pool of shit while they are left too weak to sting
They came in the night
And destroyed it
Alarms rang out too late
Bald-faced hornet
So many left to die
Couldn't save yourself
Exterminators win again
Death was force fed
Chemicals dripping down
Off the paper wall
Suffocated young
Line the entrance hall
Residual pools
No one left alive
Welcome to
The barren hive
08. MOSQUITOS IN MY TAQUITOS
Hang up the hardhat and clock out
Another week over with
Hate this place but it pays the rent
Speeding home almost hit three kids
Stupid fucking idiots
Whip off the slacks Pop my taquitos in
Sit down on my stained couch
Turn on Netflix but there's no one to chill with
Cept ol righty with no Kleenex
Rip off the shirt and rub one out
Wipe it all off with my Carhartt Tee
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Beep beep goes the nuke box
Throw my shirt to the floor
A couple roaches scatter
Grab the plate and flop down with a beer
Shit's still half cold fuck it
Bite in chew and swallow it down
These taste like shit
It can't just be the temp
The side falls open and a mosquito twirls out
I cough into my hand and see a few more dead ones sprayed out
What the fuck is this shit?
Throw the plate to the floor
The damp tortilla opens and hundreds of mosquitos are freed
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Half are dead
The others buzz around
Like drunk bitches on reading week
I cough again this time blood paints my hand
What's in this?
My stomach does a twist
I throw up and hurl my beer
Food and lunch from earlier
My eyes tear up
My nose drips blood
My bowels let go and I collapse to the floor
Face lands in my semen stained shirt
I whisper "what the fuck" as my life slips away
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Mosquitos in my taquitos
Always properly heat your food
Always properly heat your food
09. LIKE MOTHS TO A FLAME
Lying on your death bed
You begin to drift away
Fly towards the light
Like moths to a flame
One day He will rise
To attack the kingdom
Slay all the ordained men
And let it drop to damnation
One day He will rise
To attack the kingdom
Slay all the ordained men
And let it drop to damnation
In the distance i see the light
A deceiving aura of blissfull paradise
As i near it dances and teases
Begging me to kiss it's burning petals
The heat intensifies
Blistering my skin, burning my eyes
With my last breath i scream and yell
It wasn't Heaven, twas the fires of Hell.
Lying on your death bed
You begin to drift away
Fly towards the light
Like moths to a flame
Tonight will last forever
If only forever wasn't so cold
Tonight will last forever
If only forever wasn't so cold
10. SERVANT OF THE QUEEN
Damp rotten wooden tomb
Perfect for serving Her
If only one day to taste her womb
To be her only lover
Today is like all the rest
To serve and protect
For my Queen, only the best
I shall never disconnect
Colony
Build the nest
Destroy every enemy
Solidify the fortress
Today is like all the rest
To serve and protect
For my Queen, only the best
I shall never disconnect
The truth becomes clear
For I am not the one
Another peasant to my dear
I become forgotten
Away from the nest I wander
A brilliant light appears
Toward the beam i meander
It erases all my fears
Searing pain
Death in vain
Scream in agony
Ignite the body
FUMIGATION - r0 5.7 (EP)
All lyrics by Dan Rogers except:
04. Dan Rogers & Chris Humeniuk
01. PANDEMICAHOLIC
Pandemicaholic
Stumble til I get sick
Jägermeister puke spit
All around the toilet
Stepped on dirty market blow
Buckled for the shit show
Crank the fucking skid row
Crack another lets go
Wake up in my own piss,
Soaking in my bed sores,
Crawl myself out of bed,
Limping to the liquor store
Swollen feet, missed my rent,
Living off some cereal,
Vodka kills the maggots,
Its antibacterial
Can’t walk can’t see, diseased below,
Alll the bacteria running the show
Scraping out the pus with the toilet paper
Jaundice setting in, I have liver failure
Dyalisis is a waste of time,
Don’t talk shit about yellowing eyes,
While I’m here, might as well try some lean,
I’m gonna fucking die in this quarantine
Self destruct, who gives fucks? No such luck
Time is all I’ve got, pour another shot
Wake up in my own piss,
Soaking in my bed sores,
Crawl myself out of bed,
Limping to the liquor store
Swollen feet, missed my rent,
Living off some cereal,
Vodka kills the maggots,
Its antibacterial
Time is all I’ve got, pour another shot
02. NEWS FEED INBREED
Karen on her facebook feed
Posting conspiracy memes
Thinks it gives her a degree
In epidemiology
Saying it’s a fake disease
Embarrassing her family
Comment section arguing
With other lonely divorcees
Too much box wine
Blaming it on Bill Gates from their PCs
They got their kid to install windows XP
Profile pic from ninety three
Before they started looking like Gary Busey
Government Mind control vaccines
Posting mad links with ranch on their jeans
Youtube scientists and vlogs
Would totally eat tide pods
Calling everyone sheeple
Birds aren’t real, lizard people
Break out the tin foil hats
crusty people with eight cats
know what’s up more than you do
Because the memes told them they do
Oh fuck off
Karen on her facebook feed
Posting conspiracy memes
Thinks it gives her a degree
In epidemiology
Saying it’s a fake disease
Embarrassing her family
Comment section arguing
With other lonely divorcees
Too much box wine
03. SIGNAL THE SWARM
Murder Hornet nests are on the ground
Bring in the swarms the cities on lockdown
Livestock slaughter all the rot
Pest control has closed its shop
Golden age of infestation
Undisturbed puddles for incubation
Signal the swarm, its time to infest
Murder hornet nests are on the ground
Bring in the swarms the cities on lockdown
Livestock slaughter all the rot
Pest control has closed its shop
Golden age of infestation
Undisturbed puddles for incubation
04. NON ESSENTIAL SERVICE
Woke yourself up at 6am
Forgot you have no job
Pandemic has fucked you up
Coffee time anyways grab a cup
Sit on the Lazy Boy like a lazy boi
Thinking of the time you almost fucked a lady boy
Chillin in Jamaica with all the rude boys
Keep hitting the net where's the ball boys?
Back to reality there's nothing to do
Watch the slow cooker make a mean stew
The meat is expired but whats a man to do?
Wait in line for an hour or two?
One-way isles don't pass anyone
People walk around like they have badges and guns
Grab your shit and make your way to the cash
Looking badass in your home made mask
Remember all the stuff you forgot to buy
When you’re half way home and you just got high
Fuck it you can live without Mr Noodles
Now go to fucking town on toaster strudels
Everything to watch is a rerun or lame
Because Every day in quarantines exactly the same
Haven’t washed your clothes in fourteen days
The shithole you live in smells like hot mayonnaise
Rat in the kitchen trap struggling for breath
Step on him and give him a warriors death
Throw it out the window as a special favour
To the chained up dog of your meth head neighbour
Pest control is non essential
Give it a couple months it'll be fundamental
Grandma crying she's being eaten alive
Bedbugs feasting eggs piling high
FUMIGATION - INVASION (Split CD)
Lyrics tracks 1 by Chris & Scott
Lyrics tracks 2 by LP & Jay
Lyrics tracks 3 by Tobin & Jay
Lyrics tracks 4 by Scott
01. ARACHNOPHOBIA
Never would I have imagined a fear so real as that
Ingrained in my mind it still haunts my dreams
A red-suited man hanging upside down in the shadows
Crawling on walls and swinging past my head
Who do you think you are chasing after that red-head slut?
I hear she has a phobia that might fuck up all your plans
Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero
Late at night peering through uncovered windows
Voyeurism turning into an obsession
She wonders why mornings are always the same
The sun peering through sticky cobwebs
A shape and form like no other in nature
Those webs are not meant to catch insects
Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero
My hate for you only grows stronger
I can't take this bullshit any longer
Flipping through the phone book an exterminator is called
I sit back and laugh as you begin to fall
Slinging webs in all directions
Leaving debris cluttering my city
That’s no way to behave
Spider-Man is no superhero
Spider-Man is no superhero
Spider-Man is no superhero
02. FORCED VAGINAL HARBOURAGE
Fat fucking blubbery mess
Can't walk, can't speak, only piss, shit and eat
Wirery little bastard taking care of her
Tired of cleaning her putrid shits
One drink, two drinks, three drinks, Down!
A light goes off in his head
A plan that would win him a Nobel
To create a rat-human hybrid
Scouring the house for the filthy vermin
Burst into the room with three bags full
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Lifting folds of fat to find her rotten cunt
In goes one rat, two rats, three rats, Four!
Her fat neck muffles her screams
Clawing and crawling
Scraping and screeching
They try to escape
After hours of pain
The good doctor sobers up
Grabbing a hose to flush them out
Realizing his mistake
He only put in females
Scouring the house for more filthy vermin
Bursts back in to the room with three bags in hand
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Yes sir, yes sir, Full!
03. EARWIGS & EARWAX
Awakened at night laying in my bed
By an infernal clicking echoing in my head
Looking at the clock straining my eyes to see
All I See Is Red
Underneath the sheets
Something here with me
filling me with dread
The clicking more intense
Your mom gives good head
Im trying to break free
But I Can’t Move
Agony Behind my eyes
As I struggle against the night
Fumbling in the dark
Trying to reach for a light
Shrieks fill the room
Staring at my bed
Littered with thousands of earwigs
I feel them in my head
Earwigs and earwax and grey brain matter
Eating my eyes from behind
04. A BEARD FULL OF MAGGOTS
Another body, add to the count
Buried deep never to be found
They crawl up through the ground
A souvenir extracted
An eye adored and disgorged
Blood and particles litter his beard
He must feed the maggots
The token must always be fresh
Often removed pre-mortem
The screams intensify the flavour
"The beauty" he shrieks
His relentless white brethren
Ever so hungry and demanding
He becomes driven by lust and fear
That he may be their next meal
Always hunting for a victim
The epitome of his conquest
A mother and son caught in cryptic incest
Perverted lust in his mouth mimicking their sin
A clitoris and penis chewed to pulp
Birthing new maggots
Populating the fold
FUMIGATION - INTEGRATED PEST MANAGEMENT
Lyrics tracks 1 by Scott/Chris
Lyrics tracks 2 by LP/Chris
Lyrics tracks 3-10 by Chris
01. CRANIOFACIAL DUPLICATION
born from Sonic Hedgehog Homolog
diprosopus begins in fetus
causing congenital disorder
duplicate the face
occurrence with Anencephaly
un-developed cranium
exposed cerebral tissue
monstrosity of life
skin grafts to close the head
gelatinous spongy skull
Mother's love does not hold true
cut the cord and run
decades pass
alone without support
abandonned by society
solution to the maddening thoughts
eliminate the extra
swallow the barrel
pull the trigger
explode the secondary features
flesh and bone
disintegrate
deafening pain
blood loss too great
collapse
bits of former self
staring back
eye to eye to eye
02. FLESHLIGHT CASTRATION
long day at the office
been surfin porn for hours
researching new products
gotta hit the sex shop
almost a daily event
i'm now friends with the owners
one of the towns biggest loners
wearing cum-stained pants and loafers
race home from the sex shop
to play with my new toy
I plunge myself in
to feel a rush of excitement
pre-cum released into plastic folds
awakening the fleshlight parasites
traveling through the penile cavity
feeding on putrid depravity
the numbness of life i think i'm losing my mind
my constant urge to kill interrupted by a surge of pain
something bit my dick
thousands of tiny bites
is my member being torn from me?
I fall to my knees but I can't let go
I need sweet release
parasites eating my dick
fleshlight castration
Blood surges from my hands
fleshlight castration
eyes rolling back in my head
fleshlight castration
a stump in my crotch
Fleshlight castration
03. PEDICULOSIS (MOMMY, I HAVE LICE)
they came to my school
made us fall in line
stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
mommy, I have lice
a look of disgust
a nod to the teacher
quickly sent me home
mommy, I have lice
washed my hair
burnt my scalp
pulled them off one by one
mommy, I have lice
Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
it caused me to vomit
my friend came over to watch
and he drank the bottle
always itchy
so fucking annoying
scratch my head scratch my head scratch my head
its the lice
another day off school
playing my Nintendo
eating Cheese Whiz
I just beat Super Mario 3
they came to my school
made us fall in line
stuck a tongue depressor in my hair
mommy, I have lice
a look of disgust
a nod to the teacher
quickly sent me home
mommy, I have lice
washed my hair
burnt my scalp
pulled them off one by one
mommy, I have lice
Lindane Shampoo is a neurotoxin
it caused me to seizure
my friend got brain damage
but he drank the bottle
drank the bottle
04. ENTOMOPHAGY
over 1200 species of insects are used as food throughout the world
as a substitute for other sources of meat
from ancient Romans to starving Ethiopians
everyone needs their recommended daily protein intake
in Mexico, insects are sold by the pound in village markets
in Columbia, ants are often ground up and spread on bread
in the Philippines, they stuff their mouths with locusts
in Australia, there's nothing like a 3 inch termite
entomophagy
food laws in many countries do not prohibit insect parts in food
they only limit quantity
your favorite chocolate bar will contain more then 60 insect fragments
per 100 grams
05. METHYL BROMIDE POISONING
Methyl Bromide
is a colourless gas
at low concentrations
it does not have an odour
passing through
the sewer pipes
into an enclosed
young families home
burning of the eyes
blisters on the skin
chest grips too tight
cause of death Acute Pneumonia
due to
aspiration
and vomiting
after inhalation
the friendly neighbours
had an infestation
the only treatment
called for fumigation
the house was sealed
nothing could escape
but no one thought of
the attached sewer drain
burning of the eyes
blisters on the skin
chest grips too tight
cause of death Acute Pneumonia
06. DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE
sometimes I have nightmares
i'm being eaten alive
something has pierced my skin
I feel like ripping it off
how long, will I
seal the walls
fill the cracks
tape it up don't let the bedbugs bite
spray some Raid
on the floor
under your bed don't let the bedbugs bite
60 million years ago
they were born into this world
remains among Egyptian artifacts
Greek and Roman empires
how long, will they live?
in my chair and in my couch
in my clothes and in my car
a host needed to help them breed
a blood meal for them too feed
how long, will I
seal the walls
fill the cracks
tape it up don't let the bedbugs bite
spray some Raid
on the floor
under your bed don't let the bedbugs bite
07. EVACUATE THE HIVE
(instrumental)
08. RODENTICIDE TORTURE
rats and mice are known as scavengers
they often burrow in attics
the urine is transparent and feces diseased
they piss and shit all day
Generation Mini-Block Rodenticide
has many special features
ridges and grooves make it easy to eat
mortality delayed to prevent bait shyness
a special blend
of food-grade grains
anticoagulants
a single dose
causes
fatal
internal
bleeding
the deflated carcass of rodents are odourless
they will rarely be seen
a job well done but its time to move on
to collect the next C.O.D.
09. THE LICK OF CARNIVOROUS CATERPILLARS
a new feeding pattern has been found among caterpillars native to Hawaii
the early Hawaiians must have overlooked these normal looking creatures
but unlike regular caterpillars these consume no leaves or plant matter
instead they prey on insects
armor shields and camouflage used for protection
seductive smells and fangs used when on the offensive
green ant colonies signal a perfect time to feed
they will devoure the brood
morning dew begins to drip off the leaves
a new day to feast upon the foolish and brave
perched on a branch the hunger grows and grows
soon a life will end
whispers of a mighty warrior spread through the forest
an enemy like no other this creature is soulless
rarely will one live to tell the tales of torture
the wounds will never heal
there have been attempts to find these beasts
raiding the forests entire army's and colonies
too much time has passed the search party is too late
metamorphosis has taken place
morning dew begins to drip off the leaves
a new day to feast upon the foolish and weak
perched on a branch the hunger grows and grows
soon blood will be shed
perched on the branch in their favourite tree
waiting for fruit flies parasitic wasps and bees
to smite these flying insects just the thought makes them quiver
to strip tender flesh is the lick of carnivorous caterpillars
10. VANIER SHACK (ROACH MOTEL)
you wake up
so tired
can barely walk
holding the wall
as you take a piss
looking down you see it moving
across the floor
into a crevice in the floorboard
what the fuck was that?
flush the toilet walk away
still half asleep
always a great start to the day
living at the
Vanier
its the Vanier shack (Vanier shack)
roach motel